I know, weird, huh? I'm here, and still pondering the minute implications of three word texts. I actually wrote a medium sized post about said minutia, but by the time I'd finished, I'd wrapped it up and it seemed so obvious and inconsequential that I just didn't bother. End result: I'm in an "It's Complicated" with Cassidy. That's fine.
Also, I have realized that the advice blogs I've been reading, e.g. Captain Awkward and Everyone Is Gay have been seeping into everything I write, and I find myself saying YOU GUYS instead of Dear Reader, and talking about FEELINGSSTUFF, and generally enjoying the uninhibited use of capslock. You should go read those things and then you will understand.