Thursday, October 21, 2010

Joanns countdown: 6 more days

You know how when you go to the beach you end up with sand in crevices you didn't even know you had, and you find sand everywhere in your life for days? I'm like that now, except with glitter. I think it's even in my lungs. I think if I took a breathalyzer I'd blow the legal limit for glitter. You say there's no legal limit for glitter? There should be.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Single man looking for a white girl for a long term relationship where he will be the head of the household and we won't believe in dinosaurs.

Can't believe I'm turning this one down. :)

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Friday, October 1, 2010