We'll go out sometime, have a drink. I'll tell you about the crazy crush I have, and maybe you'll say thanks but no thanks, you're incredibly flattered, and I'm amazing but you're just not interested or you don't have the time, you're so busy, you'll sound so sincere and look so disappointed. And I will awkwardly backtrack, it's not that big a deal, don't feel bad.
Or maybe not.
Is that too much to ask?