Joanns countdown: 6 more days

You know how when you go to the beach you end up with sand in crevices you didn't even know you had, and you find sand everywhere in your life for days? I'm like that now, except with glitter. I think it's even in my lungs. I think if I took a breathalyzer I'd blow the legal limit for glitter. You say there's no legal limit for glitter? There should be.